Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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