Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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