Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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