But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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