it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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