Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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