Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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