I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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