32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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