Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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