Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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