Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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