dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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