will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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