dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just had sex bonerless
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
they need to just BURY HIM!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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