weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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