I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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