How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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