i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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