I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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