her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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