GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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