FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
