when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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