We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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