Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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