I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I only lived at night.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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