so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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