like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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