It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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