gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Say something about gay babies.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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