You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
