just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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