My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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