I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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