Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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