We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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