remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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