you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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