just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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