i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
