I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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