found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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