Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
