Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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