I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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