normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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