Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
