yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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