you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
