Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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